Your so called life, a phrase that means "this is your life get used to it".

Your Early LifeEdit

You were born in your mother's stomach. This was your chance to become whatever you want. But you chose to become a wannabe and destroyed your life.

You were abandoned by your irresponsible parents in a parking lot. Then when you returned home and found out you were replace by another child named Penny. In a month you were adopted by foster parents who were hippies and you were subjected to their crap.

You were forced eat their meatless cuisine and listen to crappy music. Then you found a job in Hollywood that was a complete failure and the movie Gigli cost you the job and money.

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