"Get me the hell out of here" John Kerry
Europe, Yourrope, a continent of the world that is held together by rope-bridges and cheap rubberbands. Often called "The Hub of Violence and Chaos" Your-Rope has a rich history of murder, suicides, raids and women. Also the continent has a 99% approval rating for Least Boring Region.
The 20,000 year old human remains of an exinct race of Porkish brutes has been recently uncovered in Franch. The Homo porcus is among the oldest cheap skeletons in the world. In recent years the continent faced an economic crisis in beer trade and women. This caused a major problem for the 84.6 million people living in the region.
Grubs, deer, berries, and beer is the basic Ropian diet.
Babes, boobs, and beer is the main cultural icons of Your-Rope. There's more babes than men in Your-Rope making it a huge destination for single unmarried men to find a bride.
Ropians make up the 89% of the population while the other percentage are unemployed homeowners that mooches the government's funding for their own selfish needs. Ropians speak all the languages of the continent and the world.
- Franch Democratic Republic
- People's Ridiculous Republic of Porceland
- United Kingdom of Mouseland