Wiener Republic, was a fascist state that existed between 1940 and 1947. The prime minister was a Pigman named Eric Hasselhoff. Then the House of Thicke took control of the government turning it into a fascist state again then a series of civil wars happened between pork lovers and ham lovers. The Russians invaded both parties slaughtered them. The House of Hasselhoff took the throne in the bloody civil war Cold War of the hams. The kingdom of Testeros was nothing more than the wasteland that it was before and earth wasn't more than a crap shoot. Then came a bloody battle between the House of Hasselhoff and the House of Thicke. then came a patriot name Steve Guttenberg who freed land of Testeros from the king of Witches named door crapper.