Lois and Clark Cornsmith, a famous couple of superheroes and wannabes who were made famous for their selfishness and immortality. Clark Cornsmith came from the planet Hypsteria in the Gonador Galaxy a trillion miles away from planet Earth. However the Hypsterians and the Moonites waged a huge war against each other.

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Lois Cornsmith (née Flyhearington) was born in Greenpyles, Jersey Shore in 1905 to an alcoholic father and drug addicted mother. She worked for her family's meth lab and became injured in the mysterious fire. Lois was shipped to be a waitress at the Golden Cow Inn near the red light district of Greenpyles.

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