Captain Seagull the Schmuck, an America actor that was in fifty box office flops and sixty independent films. His famous movie called I Knocked Out My Cheating Wives series earned him negative reviews.

Early LifeEdit

Steve was born in Asscrackistan in 1959 to a camel and concubine he called "Momma Manure" and was arrested for sleeping with his half sister Yola the Dancing Seductress.

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