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Common nagging shrew, an aggressive species of rodents that is described of having a woman's face and a screech that's annoying and unbearable to the ears of a man. Shrews are always have the phrase "Where are you!" or "I cheated on you you worthless piece of crap!." Shrews are as poisonous as a sting from any scorpion. However the ways to defeat a shrew is shooting a Botox dart at her and it will be your be you loving and caring wife again. But if you do not want to do this then you're screwed and your wife is forever is true shrew. Shrews come in many shapes and sizes the most common species of shrew is the American nagging shrew.

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