Ballsy blood disease, a common disease of the testicles where a women with high heels kicked her or his victim in the balls causing extreme giddy feelings and pain.
Rotten tissue around the penis and testicles, a foul smelling sardine can to add the drama. Discharge of pus and blood is most common. Also a yellow sticky goo called goozum.
Morphine, anti-ballsy cream called Ballagra.