HistoryEditCanadia was settle by Porkish tribes from northern Your-Rope in 1000 A.D. and then the Porkish made earldoms and duchies. The Porkish were then subject to wed wives from different lands. In 1230 the Canadians invaded the coastal regions and forced the Porkish to speak Flinch. They also gave these brutes goats and livestock to eat, which helped the economic crisis. Their king Krumb (1209-1279) united the country. more than three hundred years later Canadia was invaded by the French, and then the British.
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The Porkish were once voted the most dumbest people on Earth and Canadia. Not showing much for the rest of the world. Their popularity has skyrocketed up to 3% not good for the tourist bureau which the native language is the Flinch dialect.