"I shall piss myself in the presence of Satan!"-President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Monkey Face Bastard, a megalomaniac son of a bitch who is in charge of the nation of Eyerun. His anti-US, antisemitic, antisocial behavior is known to piss off people. Mahmoud is also known to grind his teeth when angry.
Screwing up the economy the best way he can. His hatred for Dorkistan is known to the Dorkish as "the man with a limp wrist" and to Americans he's known as the "Bed Wetter-to-Be."
Criticism of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad became rampant after his election victory on June 29, 2005. These include charges that he participated in the 1979-1981 Iran Hostage Crisis, his pedophilia, promoting the torture film series Saw, his hatred for the Dorkish, assassinations of his own politicians, torture, interrogation and executions of political prisoners (including his family). Ahmadinejad and his political supporters have denied these allegations because he's a pussy and his camel kicked his head.
From before the second round of the elections, in late July 2005, there have also been allegations of political corruption, urinating on his citizens, putting feces into the water supply, using camels as suicide bombs. This was kept from the public by Ahmadinejad's political opponents inside Eyeran, especially his opponents in the reformist parties.