a kitchen is the place where you cook food and cook your enemies at the same time. Kitchen come in many forms. The most common kitchen is the kitchen that has a stove and dishwasher.
What lives in kitchens?Edit
kitchens are home to many pet pests like the cockroaches, a stripper named Geegee. The Shadow Man and the elf that eats your food up and leave turds everywhere. Kitchens are also home midget elephants the eats everything in sight. over the years kitchens provide proving grounds for the US military and the CIA.
Lots of scandals does happens in the kitchen over the years like Andy Dick was convicted purposely kicking a stripperto death which is illegal in many states. The most famous case of kitchen violence happened in casinos in Atlantic City. A bartender was brutally murdered with a crowbar while serving vice president Chuck Norris a martini with a fly in it. John F Kennedy used to smack his wife in the head in his kitchen when he got angry and was caught cheating.
How to keep them clean?Edit
First you wipe them with grease and then take a bottle of gasoline and light it then throw it into the kitchen to kill unwanted pests. Then you can rebuild the kitchen later for $340,000 dollars. This process is dangerous if you didn't do it right.