The worst thing since Watergate and the plague that is covering American soil. Husker Magazine is the only cornographic (See: Cornography) material published with toxic ink and sold in stores. The founder Terry Lint made his living as a corn salesman and decided to destroy the industry by publishing obscene pictures of corn.
Terry Lint spit on the judge and officials as he left the court room in Lincoln, Nebraska. This started a riot which left Lint so bitter and angry that he pretended to be a psychopath. Cornography on the web was erased and Lint is now serving time in the Lost Alligator City State Hospital.