A theme park in the region that was once the frontier of the United States of America. The park opened in 1952 and closed in 2003 due to goats who went on strike. Ever since then the goats has been around the area of Goatsville doing Satanic stuff like worshiping the Porcelain God and also building idols of both deities the Khomeini Bobble Head and also Osama bin Laden's plastic skeleton they bought for $500.00 with John Kerry's stash of drug paraphernalia and illegal tax dollars.