|Who runs this place?||The Washerman|
|What's the deal?||This place sucks|
|Who's from this poor dump?||Your family|
'The Empire Republic of Asianosphere and Obamastan, is a new nation-state that was set up in Eastern Asia by China. When Twitter.com took control of the government in this region and all hell broke loose.
The Twitter Regime Edit
Twitter.com ruled the Financial Republic of Eastern Asia with an iron fist as it blocked all of its websites with Spam, viruses, Spyware, and Trojans. The United States declared war on Twitter.com and sent more than 100,000 troops to the front lines.