Cocaine squid, an illegal sea creature that's made of cocaine and a giant squid. The Cracken has been around since millions of years.
The Cracken has been nothing but a nuisance since the dawn of humanity. This monster is ∞ feet long and eats sailors, perverts, pedophiles, and more deviants. First recorded by the Reptohumans in 500 B.C. as:
" Largest fornicating menace of the sea!!!"
Then in the 19th century a sea captain named James "Jimmy" Jeans sighted the beast and harpooned it's extremities and caused an earthquake.