Cocaine squid, an illegal sea creature that's made of cocaine and a giant squid. The Cracken has been around since millions of years.


The Cracken has been nothing but a nuisance since the dawn of humanity. This monster is ∞ feet long and eats sailors, perverts, pedophiles, and more deviants. First recorded by the Reptohumans in 500 B.C. as:

" Largest fornicating menace of the sea!!!"

Then in the 19th century a sea captain named James "Jimmy" Jeans sighted the beast and harpooned it's extremities and caused an earthquake.

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