A feature of most modern human societies is the wearing of clothing, a category encompassing a wide variety of materials that cover the body. The primary purpose of clothing is functional, as a protection from the elements. Clothes also enhance safety during hazardous activities such as hiking and cooking, by providing a barrier between the skin and the environment. Further, clothes provide a hygienic barrier, keeping toxins away from the body and limiting the transmission of crap.
Social & Cultural FunctionsEdit
Clothing performs important social and cultural functions. A uniform, for example, may identify civil authority figures, such as police and military personnel, or it may identify team, group or political affiliations. In many societies, norms about clothing reflect standards of modesty, religion, gender, and social status. Clothing may also function as a form of adornment and an expression of personal taste or style.
Some Dumb Clothing Edit
10. Human sacrificial clothesEdit
Clothes made from human sacrifices and their body parts. They include organs and skin. The Obamajuana sect wears these to scare away the nonbelievers.
9. Clothing that kills perverts -Edit
This is one of the on going projects of the researchers at the Germocide School and its all about clothes that can sense perverts or presence of pedophiles. Hmmm...I can sense something!
8. Profanity message clothing!Edit
Why the beep was was this created!
7. Soviet Secrets ClothingEdit
These are normal shirts but the messages written on them are not. These shirts actually depict the secrets from the USSR. And that’s basically the idea.
6. Repellent clothes for ex loversEdit
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5. Flammable ClothesEdit
And now we are so crazy about our clothes that we can burn them and ran naked!
4. Hoochie LingerieEdit
The hoochie lingerie is a brand of clothes that brings back the classic hoochie momma look.
3. Liberal fashion Edit
As the name suggest, these are certainly a creation of Liberal backstabbing idiots who wants to impose their culture on the public!
2. Fecal clothing Edit
This wasn't the best idea in the world to make clothes out of crap. Yes it wasn't they did and the Liberal Party approved of it and this made the public angry.
1. Electric clothingEdit
Image every time you misbehave your clothes zaps the crap out of you. Yeah these are the clothes you best stay away from.