Canadia, a country.
"Rufold the Toothless crossed a huge frozen wasteland of filth!"
The Nordic Saga written c. 930 A.D.
Canadia was settled by hopeless French (Flinch) people in the 17th century. The English kings hated the idea of the Flinch becoming an official language of the provinces. Then one day a ship called the Disgraceful set sail for Canadia in 1625 to massacre the Flinch people. On board the Captain Richard Hogneck was looking out his port hole and saw ugly women (manatees) which he called sirens.