Killapornia, a total piece of crap of a state and "Land of the Killas", phreaks, pimps, and Andy Dick. This barren landscape is it there's your economic crisis stricken areas such as Obamaville.
The land was pissed on by roving mutants and sadistic frat boys who kidnaps victims to prove that they're not going to be humans. When the first settlers of the Caliphornia arrived they saw a pissed off people living in the trash ridden region. The Atomik bomb was set off for the first time in 1888 the sadistic frat boys were wiped off the map.
Killapornia Nuclear ProgrammeEdit
Caliphornia was funded by a lawyer named Donnie Dunko famous for the Andy Dick serial killing cases and the agents of NSA.