Burlap Keys, Florida (formerly Burlap City) is a city of weird people, rabid goats and drama queens. The town is famous for its nature reserve for dumb humans.
Settled in the time of cave man Burlap Keys was a home for rich snobs, big shots and the beautiful people. Then times were hard when it was known as Burlap City. A series of plagues happened in this city between 1896 and 1978. The first plague was high taxes, the second plague was bad nose jobs, and the third plague was zombies.