Burlap Keys, Florida (formerly Burlap City) is a city of weird people, rabid goats and drama queens. The town is famous for its nature reserve for dumb humans.

History Edit

Settled in the time of cave man Burlap Keys was a home for rich snobs, big shots and the beautiful people. Then times were hard when it was known as Burlap City. A series of plagues happened in this city between 1896 and 1978. The first plague was high taxes, the second plague was bad nose jobs, and the third plague was zombies.

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