"The Universe was never created!" John Kerry
"The Universe was created you damn idiot!" Angryman
The Big Stink, a theory that the universe was created by explosive gases from the cosmos. This is disputed by the Liberals of America. However the radicals said the universe was in fact created by logical reasons.
"This can't be taught in schools and also you are banned from teaching indefinitely!" Liberal punk
The Big Fart took place during the Big Bang and also big Savings from the cosmic store and also particle started to rebel against the antimatter or something like that. Eventually the gases and the matter started to reach high capacity and boom the universe was created. However this is a theory just a Cosmic Theory and also other scientists and bigwigs and politicians started the ban the teaching in schools and churches if those institutions weren't hard enough.