"Kill the infidels!" Khomeini
"Oh I thought you were a pig!" Khomeini

Ayatollah Galactus Khomeini the Stupid Babbler, a filthy, evil, pig-hating dictator who destroyed Iran (Persia), executed millions of people and established the Islamic Republic. Khomeini was known for his short temper and also became drunk with power to enforce the name of Bloody Diarrhea on the world. He pissed off the governments who were trying to be more in control.

"Put the world before the people!" Khomeini

Political Career Edit

Ayatollah Khomeini started his career as a major dumbass and became the poster child for tyranny and trash talking. He used government funds to kill anyone who was in his way. Also the United States was called the "Great Satan" after Khomeini stubbing his toe on his former wife's statue.

Death Edit

Ayatollah Khomeini had a heart attack after eating too much trans fats while he was in the bathroom and therefore his nickname was "Ishn Farkakt" meaning "Old Shitty" for his diarrhea and gastrointestinal problems. His body was autopsied and was determined that he consumed too much MSG, gluten, trans fats and undercooked meats.