One of the world's greatest pessimists and poets of all time. He is this man who killed his wife and her lover after he found them making love after work.
Famous Teachings Edit
- "To achieve lust you must forget all the morals you were taught"
- "Pissing is one step to making a mockery OUTTA YOUR DAMN SELF YOU SICK @#$%"Angryman
- "He who cleans out his car is a godly man, or so he thinks so! Really he is hiding his stash of s*** so the Feds won't find it!" Angryman
Love and WomenEdit
- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Damn you Hermes!" Angryman falling to his death
- "Misery is the way out for me and I'M STILL A SAD PIECE OF @#$%!!!!!" Angryman's teaching on love
- "Women! who need those wretched creatures!!!" Angryman's teaching on women