"Presidents suck! HELLYA!!!!!!!!"

Brainwashing Elections of 2012, the Manchurian presidential election of 2012 is the next United States presidential election, to be held on Tuesday, November 6, 2012. It will be the 57th quadrennial presidential election in which presidential electors, who will actually elect the Puppet President and the Vice President of the United States on December 17, 2012, will be chosen. Incumbent President Broken Bomba is running for a second and final term during this election.

Boring Just BoringEdit

As specified in the Constitution, the 2012 presidential election will coincide with the United States Senate elections where one-third of the Senators will face re-election (33 this time), and the United States House of Representatives elections (which occurs every two years) to elect the members for the 113th Congress. Eleven gubernatorial elections and many elections for state legislatures will also take place at the same time.

Foreign PolicyEdit

The revolts overseas has caused an uproar in the American politics since the death of the Nameless Sith Lord. This has caused the Asscrackistani people nothing but grief, one state "He taught me the way of the bomb and to get rid of my ex wife he will be avenge!!!!!! JIHAD!"

Freedom of SpeechEdit

"Unheard of is the corect sense in this @#$% election" Angryman

Freedom to speak through our arses has always been and will be a big deal to the Government of Americommies.

Demokratische CandidatesEdit

  • Broken O'Bonehead (D)
  • Unknown Android #1 (D)
  • Unknown Android #2 (D)
  • Lord Pickanose (D)


The damn liberals won the goddamn election and four more years of evil. Then came a wave of elections of assholes. A blog about doors being open by themselves was blamed on the Liberals.

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